Join the Unathletic Department with this tongue-in-cheek Unisex Tall Beefy-T® that celebrates doing absolutely nothing. Perfect for couch enthusiasts, nap champions, and anyone who believes rest is the ultimate sport, this tee is a hilarious badge of honor for the gloriously lazy. Crafted from durable, comfortable fabric, it's ideal for lounging, running errands, or just existing without apology. Wear it proud and let the world know where your true athletic talents lie—in the art of relaxation.
Product Highlights
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- High-quality ribbed collar retains its shape after washing.
- Shoulder tape adds stabilization to prevent stretching.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
- Ethically sourced materials ensure a sustainable purchase.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |