I'm Not A Proctologist... - Unisex Tall Beefy-T®

This no-holds-barred tee delivers a sharp punchline with surgical precision. "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One" is made for straight-shooters who've perfected the art of calling it like it is. The durable Beefy-T® fabric ensures your message stays bold through countless washes, while the tall fit provides comfort and confidence. Perfect for anyone tired of beating around the bush, coworkers who've reached their limit, or friends who appreciate brutally honest humor. Whether you're at the office, out with your crew, or just living your truth, this shirt lets your unfiltered personality take center stage. A statement piece for those who refuse to pretend politeness matters more than honesty.

Product Features

• Durable double needle stitching on hems for long-lasting wear.
• Self-fabric shoulder tape maintains structure and prevents stretching.
• Longer body length (3" longer than standard) for extra coverage.
• Made from 100% cotton (fiber composition varies by color).
• Medium weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability.