Im Not A Proctologist... - Softstyle Tee

This brutally honest tee delivers a punchline that cuts straight to the point. "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One" is perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and zero patience for nonsense. The soft Softstyle fabric keeps you comfortable while you're busy calling out the obvious jerks in your life. Ideal for coworkers who've had enough, friends who appreciate dark humor, or anyone who refuses to sugarcoat reality. Whether you're at work, out with friends, or just navigating the chaos of everyday life, this shirt lets your no-nonsense attitude shine through. A conversation starter that separates the humor-appreciators from the easily offended.

Product Highlights

• Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
• High-quality ribbed collar retains its shape after washing.
• Shoulder tape adds stabilization to prevent stretching.
• Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
• Ethically sourced materials ensure a sustainable purchase.