Your dachshund's life philosophy, now wearable. This tee captures the essence of canine wisdom: why waste energy on unnecessary barking when you could be living your best low-rider life? Perfect for dog parents who've mastered the art of selective hearing and appreciate a pup that saves their voice for the truly important moments—like alerting you to dinner time. Comfortable, hilarious, and a conversation starter at every dog park.
Product Features:
- 100% cotton solids; breathable 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design — crisp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty
Care Instructions:
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |