Meet your new uniform for doing absolutely nothing with style. This Unisex Softstyle Tee pairs a hilarious pun with buttery-soft fabric that feels as good as it looks. Whether you're a professional procrastinator or just someone who values their downtime, this tee celebrates the art of chilling like it's a serious crime. Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear, it's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who knows that relaxation is an underrated skill.
Product Highlights
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- High-quality ribbed collar retains its shape after washing.
- Shoulder tape adds stabilization to prevent stretching.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
- Ethically sourced materials ensure a sustainable purchase.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |